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Culculhen
The chimp in front of the typewriter
Created on 2004-08-09 13:15:59 (#4123660), last updated 2009-02-07
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Basic Info| Name: | culcullen |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1980-12-17 |
| Location: | Netherlands |
BioCulculhen, the monkey in front the typewriter
I'm a Dyslectic.
I don't know if you are familiar with famous Chimp parable of blind chance. But if you picture an infinite amount of chimps in front of typewriters for an infinite amount of time just typing randomly, One of those chimps will succeed in coping the complete works of Shakespeare
And when that chimp is hooting triumphantly its dominance over all the other chimps you will see me sitting right next to it slamming my head in the keyboard in pure frustration. Afterwards, making sure he's distracted by all the female attention, I will Bush in his head with my trusty IBM machine.
And usurp the harem he could enjoyed if only he hadn't forgotten that it is unwise to turn your back on an annoyed, near-illiterate monkey in a Shakespeare contest.
I feel a lot of the trouble in the world today could be prevented if people would only remember that lesson.
I'm a Dyslectic.
I don't know if you are familiar with famous Chimp parable of blind chance. But if you picture an infinite amount of chimps in front of typewriters for an infinite amount of time just typing randomly, One of those chimps will succeed in coping the complete works of Shakespeare
And when that chimp is hooting triumphantly its dominance over all the other chimps you will see me sitting right next to it slamming my head in the keyboard in pure frustration. Afterwards, making sure he's distracted by all the female attention, I will Bush in his head with my trusty IBM machine.
And usurp the harem he could enjoyed if only he hadn't forgotten that it is unwise to turn your back on an annoyed, near-illiterate monkey in a Shakespeare contest.
I feel a lot of the trouble in the world today could be prevented if people would only remember that lesson.
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